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So this one time, my husband went down on me after we'd both had a bit to drink. I woke up in the morning with his heads between my legs...we both fell asleep... That's my story.

So this one time, my husband borrowed a kama sutra book from a friend. We flipped through the book and decided that what ever pose we opened the book to, we had to try. Lucky me...we flipped to a pose where I had to stand on my head. That's my story.

So this one time, my husband and I decided to spice it up by using some of the KY his and hers lube. He was really into it, but to me it just felt like someone had melted a menthol cough drop all over my genitals and I couldn't get excited at all. Anyways, we decide to go at it anyways, and then I had to deal all night with that feeling both inside and outside...I felt so cold its a wonder I slept at all. That's my story.

So this one time, my husband and I were messing around quite ardently in the car while going through the car wash. On the way out, the guy who hand dried the car gave my husband a thumbs up. That's my story.

Again, while staying over at my parents' house with my husband, we overheard my parents having sex in the adjacent room. We figured since they were, so should we. They didn't agree and banged on the wall for us to be quiet. That's my story.

So this one time, one of my college friends was getting married and another friend and I put together a goody bag for him and his wife to be, since they were both virgins. After checking out, the cashier at the shop said since we spent over $50, we got a free porn movie to go with it. These choices: an old fat woman naked on a tractor showing all -OR- three naked unattractive almost teenage girls going down on each other with a dog joining in. Yuck to both! That's my story.

So this one time, My mother convinced me to go with her to the sex shop to help her buy a vibrator for my grand mother who was lonely. As if that wasn't bad enough, it came with a free one for my mom. About 2 weeks later, my grand mother called to say thanks - what a phone call. That's my story.

So this one time, I was talking to my sister, who is a fetility specialist. She had been seeing a couple for about a year who had taken every test she knew of, but all came back favorable. The wife came in one day scared without her husband and asked my sister if maybe they were doing it wrong because it never hurt her. My sister asked her to show me how they did it, and she took the model p***s, stuck it between her THIGHS and moved it back and forth. No where near her v****a. That's my story.

So this one time, my shoulder muscles were really tight and I let my friend massage me with capsasin (like icy hot). It was working and I felt better. Well, we started messing around and she forgot to wash her hands. She started to touch me in my private areas. After a little while, my lady parts started to burn. I all but jumped out of the bed with my crotch on fire. That's my story.

So this one time, I was at the stage of my period where it was extremly light so i didnt wear a tampon. Well i got drunk and forgot about the light period and let this guy finger me at a party. When we went back to where everyone was, one of his friends said hey your bleeding. but it wasnt his blood. That's my story.

So this one time, I was with my boyfriend - he wasnt that experienced but we were getting better. He is not circumsized, the next thing I know he was yelling "there's blood"- I thought it was me so I jumped up and screamed. Well it wasnt me it was him, he was to big and I to small so it riped the rim of him. He nicknamed me "the blender" That's my story.

So this one time, I was probably the ONLY 18 year old virgin in my hometown, I was making out with my boyfriend, when he decided to push my head down to his lap, MY sign, I guessed, to perform oral sex on him. My mom had left out THIS situation when telling me "the birds and the bees" story..all i knew was that it was called a "BLOW job"..and so ..YES, i began to BLOW on it! He was so sweet though, he just asked me what i was doing and told me to just SUCK! That's my story.

Again, slept over at my boyfriends place and had the usual sex in the middle of the night. I woke up to him shaking me to see if I was still alive. Evidentally I had an extra heavy period and it looked like a murder scene under the sheets and all around his crotch. Oops! That's my story.

So this one time, I was going down on my man. He asked me to lick on his balls so I did, but then he called me his dogs name. There was NO good explanation, but he did tell the truth. It's exactly what you think! That's my story.

So this one time, I was losing my virginity and my girlfriend told me I could do anal. I was all excited because my first time was going to be doing something I heard felt awesome. I didn't know you had to do it slow so I just jammed it in. Not only did she scream, but I did too as it bent my shaft to the left and made a big U out of it. That's my story.