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Again, had a great night of sex at my parents house on the couch. We had cleaned up and were watching a movie when my parents came home. My mom said it smelled funny. My dad looked at me, smiled, and said "Well done, smells like good sex." That's my story.

So this one time, I had sex with my then boyfriend and the condom broke. He asked if I had any coat hangers. That's my story.

Again, got drunk and about to have sex. Had been drinking tequila all night and swaping shots mouth to mouth. Guy decided to go down on me with a shot of tequila in his mouth. Felt great at first, then it just started burning. Then as I was about to say something he stuck a finger in. No lubrication at all and intense burning sensation! That's my story.

So this one time, My new girlfriend talked me into having sex on top of my roof. She really got into it and was saying that it was the best sex ever. All I could think of was "Don't fall off. Don't fall off." That's my story.

So this one time, After a concert at the beach we hopped the fence into the pool and I sat on him (cameras be damned) and had amazing sex "thrill of being caught." Good times. That's my story.

So this one time, I was with a guy I'd been seeing and I knew he was into some "different" stuff. All of a sudden, he starts to choke me, which I'd never done before. As I started to struggle for air, he whispers in my ear, "Don't worry, I'm a medical technician." I didn't talk to him for awhile after that. It took two weeks for the bruises on my neck to go away. That's my story.

So this one time, was having a great time with the guy I had been with the past few weeks. He then asked if I could put a finger up his butt. I explained that I thought that was dirty and disgusting. His response? "How about a sharpie?" That's my story.

So this one time, Having sex with a guy and hear a knock at the door. Realizing that I had double booked a date I hid the first guy in the closet. Went out with the second guy and forgot about the first guy still at my place. My bad. That's my story.

So this one time, my shoulder muscles were really tight and I let my friend massage me with capsasin (like icy hot). It was working and I felt better. Well, we started messing around and she forgot to wash her hands. She started to touch me in my private areas. After a little while, my lady parts started to burn. I all but jumped out of the bed with my crotch on fire. That's my story.

So this one time, The guy I was dating at the time had been with a few girls, but me however, I was a virgin. He didnt know that, I had told him I had been with one other guy. Well as we were getting into it, my bf's best friend had walked in and asked if he could join. His best friend was hot so I said sure why not. Well needless to say my first time was def not the norm. But I wouldn't change a minute of it. That's my story.

Again, had sex with my girlfriend in the morning while I had morning wood. Was the greatest idea in the world until she asked me why the sex was so much better in the morning. I guess she wanted to hear something different than, "It's only like that when I have to go pee and hold it." That's my story.

So this one time, I was setting up play time and the guy said one of the things that he like is to be shat on and p**sed on. I saw his picture which did not look that bad and thought well there is always something new to experience. I would never let someone do that on me but I was grossly/pervatedly interested until he showed up. Gross looking so I invited him to leave the area just for it was not the time or place. GROSS That's my story.

So this one time, I was riding in the back of my girlfriend's mother's truck. My girlfriend was sitting in the back seat with me, and her mother was driving. It was around 5pm, but still very light out. We were driving down the highway when my girlfriend said "I'm going to take a nap." and laid her head down onto my lap. The next thing I knew, my girlfriend was sucking my d**k, all while her Mom drove down the highway, singing to the oldies. My girl swallowed, sat up, jumped in the front seat, and smiled! That's my story.