Kinky

So this one time, while going down on my girlfriend back then, I decided to surprise her and pulled out a package (not mine, just yet). Her eyes lit up as she saw "Edible Panties" written all over it. So I start sliding it up her legs slowly cause I was trying to be sexy about it. Then finally it reached her v****a. As soon as it reached her v****a, it instantly melted. My only reaction was to slap her ass so hard as I screamed "TOXIC v****a!!!" She probably queefed, but didn't hear cause she was screaming. That's my story.

So this one time, my girl and I were on a long motorcycle ride. I could tell she was becoming arosed, so I found a secluded area. After parking the bike, I turned around, unzipped my pants, and slid her on top of me. We went at it for a few minutes, then the bike fell over and the exhaust pipe burnt her leg. That's my story.

So this one time, I decided to dress up like wonder woman for my man's birthday. A friend of mine painted me up with liquid latex. Later, when trying to get it off, it ripped out most of my body hair. That's my story.

So this one time, My girlfriend made me go with her to buy a pregnancy test. I agreed and said I had to pick something up as well. You get a lot of funny looks buying a pregnancy test and wire coat hangers at the same time. That's my story.

Again, me and my husband were driving down the road and we both got so into each other we pulled over on a back road that not alot of people go down and we started going at it. We were about almost done and we heard a knock on the window and it was a cop!!!! Well he let us go with a warning and told us to go home next time. That's my story.

So this one time, my girl had been out with friends and comes home drunk. She says she wants to f**K right now. She grabs me by the hair and pulls me to the floor, strips off all her clothes and jumps on me. I am fully clothed so she grinds on me till she cums and then relaxes and pee's all over my clothes and the floor.The best part was my girls MOM and my best friend were in the kithen making drinks waiting for her and saw the whole thing. That's my story.

So this one time, I had a three person relationship for a while in college. I got in trouble for sleeping with a fourth person. The other girl wanted us to all go to group counseling. Can you believe that? That's my story.

So this one time, I found out my gay best friend had gotten farther with my boyfriend than I had. . . . sigh. Never a fag hag again. That's my story.

So this one time, had sex in the middle of my college campus late after class. We were on a bench and I was sitting and she had a skirt and just sat on my lap facing me. A police officer came by and asked us what we were doing. I nervously said just making out. She just turned around with me still in her and talked to the officer while grinding on me. I got off while they were talking. The cop never knew. That's my story.

Again, we went to our favorite public spot to get it on. We made the greatest discovery ever though when we went exploring on the playground equipment. Girl I was with and I found a piece that you could climb into and could have sex with me standing and her sitting on a bar. The best part wasn't that it was the perfect height, it was that we could watch the traffic go by and wave as we were at it and no one could tell. That's my story.

So this one time, talked my girlfriend into letting me drip wax on her. Later that evening we had dinner at her parents where her dad noticed something odd on the top of her chest. It was wax from earlier. That's my story.

So this one time, my boyfriend thought it was be kinky to play with a cube of ice and going down on me. The cold and hot sensation was great, but what we did with the left over ice afterward was even better. We made my little brother a glass of apple juice with the ice and watched him drink it. He still doesn't know. That's my story.

So this one time, My boyfriend's mom wasn't home & he wanted to be kinky. So we started going at it in the living room. He said he wanted to be really kinky & he tied me up using speaker wire-to the coffee table & a rocking chair! So we see that his mom has come home thru the pic window. He took off running to his room after untying me from only the coffee table. His mom came in & wanted to know why the rocking chair was in the hall outside the bathroom door. I was in the bathroom still tied to it! That's my story.