My first time

So this one time, my girlfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. I had never even masturbated before, so I didn't know what to expect. I came immediately upon her touching me. She won't talk to me now. That's my story.

So this one time, my husband put my boobs in the pre-nup. We are about to split up, and I just now noticed. That's my story.

So this one time, I just found out why my girlfriend's name was Smurfette in high school - who hasn't had her? That's my story.

So this one time, A week after I had sex for the first time, my boyfriend was penetrating and my hymen broke...again.I thought, maybe he didn't get through all the way.But it happened again a few days later.I went to have it checked out with my OB/GYN, and apparently it was fusing back together.The Doctor surgically broke it, and had to cauterize. My friends joked for years about my self healing hymen. That's my story.

So this one time, The guy I was dating at the time had been with a few girls, but me however, I was a virgin. He didnt know that, I had told him I had been with one other guy. Well as we were getting into it, my bf's best friend had walked in and asked if he could join. His best friend was hot so I said sure why not. Well needless to say my first time was def not the norm. But I wouldn't change a minute of it. That's my story.

So this one time, I was about to have sex for the first time with my longtime boyfriend Kevin. I was intimidated to let him do me doggy style because he's so huge, but as he gradually inserted inch by inch, I came around and became VERY horny. We went at it for maybe an hour or so. He's so damn good! Near the end I was breathing heavily, but realized that I hadn't heard a sound from Kev. As I turned around, he fell asleep, STILL inside of me. That's my story.

So this one time, my dad got me a hooker for my 18th birthday. Not only did he get me laid, he also got me a hooker that gave me a rash and a burning sensation when I pee. That's my story.

So this one time, Me and my boyfriend decided to have sex for the first time. Right when I felt my cherry pop he got off me and asked me to marry him!! He was horrified to see his shirt covered in blood!! That's my story.

So this one time, in my friend's walk-in closet on the floor without light. We'd been dating for 5 months, but it would end up being a one-night-stand & over. Gave him a hand job. Then less than 5 min when we get going, he came, then fell asleep. He also maturbates in his sleep, no joke. He was so small I literally couldn't feel him inside me. And he had bad breath that washed over me constantly in the small space... That's my story.

So this one time, I was probably the ONLY 18 year old virgin in my hometown, I was making out with my boyfriend, when he decided to push my head down to his lap, MY sign, I guessed, to perform oral sex on him. My mom had left out THIS situation when telling me "the birds and the bees" story..all i knew was that it was called a "BLOW job"..and so ..YES, i began to BLOW on it! He was so sweet though, he just asked me what i was doing and told me to just SUCK! That's my story.

So this one time, I had been dating this guy for a couple weeks and he kept asking me could we take it to the next level. I was still a virgin at the time and I was a little bit curious. We started out with foreplay and should I say he was very small about 5 inches hard. I didnt even feel him pop my cherry.I thought sex with everyboy was like that. I didnt have sex for two years after that. That's my story.

So this one time, I was losing my virginity and my girlfriend told me I could do anal. I was all excited because my first time was going to be doing something I heard felt awesome. I didn't know you had to do it slow so I just jammed it in. Not only did she scream, but I did too as it bent my shaft to the left and made a big U out of it. That's my story.

So this one time, I went to my boyfriend's(at the time) house and we started to kiss. I already knew what was gonna happen so I let him take My clothes off. He was having trouble so I had to do it. I told him I was a virgin so I guess he didnt believe me so when he got it in he was going really fast and hard and to the beat of this "young jeezy" song. It was horrible and very painful and I never called him again. He had the nerve to ask "me" why I was bleeding! That's my story.