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So this one time, my girlfriend insisted that I shave my chest hair. A few quick swipes with my razor and I felt a warm feeling on my stomach. I did shave off all of the hair and unfortunatly also my left nipple. Now she won't have sex with me because I have only one. That's my story.

So this one time, for my guys birthday I wanted to give him a chocolate cast of my breast. I forgot to let the chocolate cool though before dipping it in. Second degree burns and peeling skin is not an attractive look. That's my story.

So this one time, my girlfriend wanted to do something different, and we had just gotten some fastfood. Onion rings on your member are like hot greasy sand paper coming on and off. That's my story.

So this one time, me and my at the time boyfriend were hooking up and things got a little hot. We were rolling around on the floor naked when my head bumped into the leg of the bed too hard and I passed out. He didnt realize so he just kept trying to do more, and then he was eating me out and kept asking why I wasnt orgasming before he realized I was bleeding from the head..what a smart boy. That's my story.

So this one time, me and my at the time boyfriend were hanging out and things got kind of hot. I was on top of him and he was about to go into me when I tripped and bent his D*ck. We broke up later that day. That's my story.

So this one time, I was with a boy. He knew that was my first time, and I am an Asian girl. I was too tight, he couldnt even fit in. That's my story.

So this one time, I was giving my BF a BJ and I hadn't given one to a guy in quite awhile so I was a bit out of practice. I continued to go down on him for a few minutes. I was getting into it and as he came I continued to swallow his load but when he was done i brought my mouth of his c**k and leaned back I could feel my head getting dizzy and almost passed out... guess I forgot to breathe through my nose and kinda got light headed... That's my story.

So this one time, I was out booze cruzin on gravel roads with a couple of friends. I called shot gun and the guy driving kinda had a crush on me. As we were driving he leaned in to try to change the radio station and proceeded to run his hand up my leg. I was a bit drunk and didn't notice. He apparently was concentrating too much on getting to 1st base and not on the road and drove us all straight into the ditch! He never bothered trying for 2nd! That's my story.

So this one time, I was having first time oral sex with my BF. He was going down on me and I leaned back in bed, totally nervous, and as he moved in I had a p***y fart! I wanted to die, he just laughed a bit and went in and finished the job. That's my story.

So this one time, me and my bf spent a week together, and we got really horny this one night, so he decided to see how many orgasms he could give me. Between fingering me and f*cking me, he managed about 20, by his estimate, and I could'nt walk for a few hours afterward. That's my story.

So this one time, I was out of town and lonely. My wife was back in the states, and we decided to try phone sex. Apparently, in my crappy hotel, everyone around me could hear and called the cops because sex outside of marriage there is illegal. Fun thing to explain to the cops, and worse yet cause I didn't get to finish. That's my story.

So this one time, My boyfriend and I were fooling around and I was giving him a HJ and he was f*******g me and he finished I tired to aim for the bed but he ended up getting it all over his shirt, I had to pull out the hairdryer and dry his cum stained shirt before he went home. That's my story.

Again, got drunk and about to have sex. Had been drinking tequila all night and swaping shots mouth to mouth. Guy decided to go down on me with a shot of tequila in his mouth. Felt great at first, then it just started burning. Then as I was about to say something he stuck a finger in. No lubrication at all and intense burning sensation! That's my story.